We are a family obsessed with bums! Yup, you heard
that right; our jokes are funnier when it includes the mention of the rear. Our
coochie-poos canoodling is more sweet and syrupy when it’s about the bottoms. When
my sister had my niece (the elder one), our vocabulary took a drastic turn, and
we both invented many innovative names for yours truly. Eventually, it became a
habit for us to measure the loveliness of baby with the softness of baby
bottoms. Weird, I know. But we Chanda’s are
like that.
Ah! Seriously, can anything beat the joy of squeezing the chubbiness
of baby soft bon bon? Watch any of that
Pamper, Huggies or Johnson & Johnsons ads, the cute pat on the baby bottom
always bring a smile to the face.
In my family, my
nephew Ivan is the undisputed winner of having the softest baby bottom. I mean,
we being a bum family have never come across a softer rear as his. You can compare
it with the wispiness of cotton and the cotton will fall short of it. Life was
happier when they were in India. I’ve not seen those cute 3 booties (2 nieces
and 1 nephew) for 3 years now, and they have grown enough to be embarrassed by
this post of Butu mashi.
Guess I’ve to wait for some time more to coochie coo those
three bums. Till then, I’ve my munchkin’s ever soft bottoms to console with!
Ahhh!
